Wow. So basically the cat is messing around with the baby deer, then the grown up deer gets involved and it looks like things are about to heat up between the cat and the deer but then the deer spots some poor fucking dog hanging out down the street, kicks the dog’s ass, then the cat smacks the deer in the face and is luckily able to get away with his cat-like (get it?) reflexes. Animals are awesome. And kind of scary.
Archive for the ‘Cats’ Category
Deer VS Cat VS Dog.
June 18th, 2010Talking Cats.
January 25th, 2010
I’m on the way out the door but someone bitched in the comments about me not posting enough cat videos. So here you go, cats talking to each other. Fuck you.
Guest Blog: The Lady & The Cat.
January 16th, 2010
Any of my readers who know anything about BMX will know the name Kelly Baker. Kelly is a legend in BMX not just for his riding but also the drinking, fighting and mayhem that he was often shown involved in in the old FBM videos. But Kelly is no dummy. In fact he’s a super smart guy and a respectable family man. However behind any good family man, there’s a torrid past filled with debauchery. And with that, I present to you, Kelly Baker’s first surfed bean.
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Classic Cats: Cat Sliding Into Box.
January 12th, 2010
As long as we’re talking about classic cat videos, this one needs to be mentioned. Best part is at 1:11 where, after sliding head first into a box and getting suck he tries for like half a second to get free, then pretty much resigns himself to being stuck with a box around his waist for the rest of his life and starts to walk away only to ATTEMPT TO SLIDE INTO ANOTHER BOX! Solid proof cats are retarded. This cat is so damn cute and fat he could do pretty much anything and it’d be appreciated though to be honest.
Getting Your Cat Stoned.
January 4th, 2010
Is it wrong to get a cat high? I’m not sure. Some say that it’s wrong because a cat can’t make the decision to get high, so it’s wrong to force it on them. But really, cats are pretty much retarded, they can’t make the choice to do anything. We help a cat out by giving it food and water, why can’t we help the cat out by giving them a fun way to relax and blow some weed in it’s face? I mean I don’t think anyone thinks it’s wrong to give a cat catnip, and cats definitely get as much if not more fucked up off that shit than they do from weed. I have blown a big ass weed cloud in Tony’s face a few times and he didn’t get too crazy, but he seemed to gravitate to the bathroom afterwards since it was the coldest place in the house, which was pretty cute. Personally I think this cat must have something wrong with it besides just a little THC in his system.
Cats Eating Snow.
December 25th, 2009
As far as I can tell, this cat, Winston, is one of those “famous” Youtube cats that has his every move documented on the internet. I wouldn’t consider this a classic cat video since it’s fairly new, but feeding snow to a cat is a pretty interesting, novel concept. I would never have thought that cats would have any interest in frozen water, but apparently that’s not the case.
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Cats Who Play With Pianos.
December 23rd, 2009
Can you imagine how fucking confusing a piano must be to a cat? Yeah it’s a flat surface just like every other surface but it makes weird noises when you touch it. I almost want to buy a grand piano just to watch Tony walk around on it.
Classic Cats Part 1.
December 23rd, 2009
I definitely want to start posting cat videos on the regular here on Surfing Beans, but I feel like in order for that to work I have to first get some classics out of the way. This video is legendary in my mind because it highlights how awesomely stupid cats are. The cat wants water… fair enough. When the water is blasting down from the faucet, it’s hard for the cat to get the water in his mouth in a comfortable fashion. So, left with no other option, he dunks his entire head under the faucet, a typically non-enjoyable experience for a cat, just to get some of the run off that will inevitably end up in his mouth. Then again it could be one of those few rare cats that just loves getting wet.
Cats VS Dogs.
December 22nd, 2009
The eternal struggle between cats and dogs will never stop being funny. This video is a fine example. The dog is 10 times bigger than the cat (and has a shirt) and just hopelessly wants to be friends with the cat (who has a magical moving device for some reason), but the cat instead assaults the dog over and over for no reason. It’s a beautiful thing, kinda.
I’ve always wanted to bring Tony around a dog and see how they got along but it’s never happened. My ex claims she once had a friend over with a dog and that Tony rushed the other 2 cats into the corner then stood in front of them, protecting them, and hissed over and over at the dog. Of course the dog clearly didn’t want any problems, he just wanted to say hi, but cats are protective like that.
Thanks to Patty for the link.
The Modern History Of Cats.
December 22nd, 2009
One reason I really wanted to start Surfing Beans is because of cats. I used to post videos of cats all the time on The Come Up and they’d often get 100+ comments both from dudes who love cats and dudes who just wanted to see BMX videos and thought I was a total queerdo for wasting their time with all these kitties. As TCU got bigger and bigger, I felt like it wasn’t really the place to post cat related content anymore. Why did I feel such a strong urge to post cat related videos anyway? To explain how that makes sense, I have to explain my relationship with cats. (more…)
