For this surfed bean I want to go back in time to 2004 right after I moved to NYC. This chick in the story was actually the first girl I hooked up with after moving to NYC. And she was a fucking cunt.
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Archive for the ‘Girls’ Category
The Story Of Poop Girl.
January 13th, 2010The Best Abortion Ever (That Might Not Have Even Happened).
December 23rd, 2009
(This isn’t the girl from this story, but I didn’t want to use a photo of her. Oh and she wasn’t an amputee either, but that would have been cool)
Let’s go back in time to the Winter of 2006. I was staying in Pensacola, Florida for about 2 months with my friend Evan Butts. I had moved to NYC a year earlier and wanted to spend the Winter in a warm climate, so Pensacola it was. There’s not a lot to do in Western Florida, and I didn’t have anything to do anyway so I pretty much rode by myself every day, hung out at Barnes & Noble reading books and then went and rode more with Evan when he got off of work. I wasn’t Straight Edge anymore at that point but I wasn’t really into drinking yet and Evan had a girlfriend so I didn’t have anyone to really go out and party with or anything. I put in some work meeting girls on Myspace though and managed to succeed once or twice.
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