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OJ Da Juiceman – “Coogi”


Here are some things I like about this video:

1) All the girls dancing next to him are taller than him.

2) This is, without question, one of the worst songs ever written.

3) Filmed against a green screen, they used such luxurious backgrounds as an empty warehouse and a random, empty street. This essentially puts OJ only slightly above Bangs in the race to use the green screen in hilarious ways.

4) Finally, Coogi is sort of a funny name for a clothing company in the first place but repeating it over and over sounds a lot like “coochie coochie coochie”, the sound someone might make while pinching a baby’s cheeks.

Headbutts.


Headbutts are sick.

Giraffe’s Fighting.


Crazy shit, they fight by smashing their heads into each other.

Photo.


Old school. Mass BMX crew used to come to NYC and ride with me before TCU made me famous in this BMX bullshit. Bill Politis, Rory Ellis, Chris Long, Matty Long and many more. Peep the XXL Diplomats shirt and cargo shorts.

PS: I just made a Tumblr but then decided that it isn’t really anything special compared to Wordpress so I’m just going to stick with this and post more shit.

How To Surf A Bean.


I’m sure most of you checking the site today are eagerly awaiting part 2 of the Desiree story based on the comments and the messageboard threads about part 1. Bad news, it’s not ready yet. How hard can it be to write a fucking story? Honestly it’s not as easy as you think.
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The Time I Made A Fake Myspace Of My Friend & Made Some Dude Flip Out.


When I think about my life, one dude in particular will always stand out in my mind for having a profound impact on me. That dude is Dietrech (above, wearing a dress. We were hanging out with some black chicks and he put on a dress for some reason and they were judging our dicks based on rubbing them through our underwear, I think they crowned me the winner to be honest). Dietrech taught me many things about life, but one of the most important things he taught me was that it was important to play jokes on people.
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Welcome To Surfing Beans.


So here we are. I’m Adam. If you don’t know me, I’m just some idiot that started a blog called The Come Up. Originally The Come Up was no big deal, just a place for me to post random BMX videos, photos and news. I would also mix in various funny links, music related posts, etc. But then something happened… The Come Up got big. Stupid big. Like the biggest BMX site, ever (I’m not bragging, just saying). All of a sudden it didn’t seem like it made sense to post videos of cats running their heads under water faucets and Gucci Mane videos when I was already posting 20 BMX videos a day. And that’s a shame, because as a result of the time I put into my job (TCU became profitable within a year of starting it), I find a lot of stuff online. Add in the fact that due to TCU’s success I’ve started to travel a lot, and I’ve got a lot of weird stories that seem out of place to post on TCU.

So I decided to start a new blog. Anything might end up here. Stories, videos, absurd analysis of boring things… pretty much anything that isn’t BMX, if you want BMX, you already know where to go. What do I expect to get out of this site? I don’t know, but somehow I think it’ll be good.