Surfing Beans

OJ Da Juiceman – “Coogi”

adam — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:36:12 +0000

Here are some things I like about this video:

1) All the girls dancing next to him are taller than him.

2) This is, without question, one of the worst songs ever written.

3) Filmed against a green screen, they used such luxurious backgrounds as an empty warehouse and a random, empty street. This essentially puts OJ only slightly above Bangs in the race to use the green screen in hilarious ways.

4) Finally, Coogi is sort of a funny name for a clothing company in the first place but repeating it over and over sounds a lot like “coochie coochie coochie”, the sound someone might make while pinching a baby’s cheeks.

Headbutts.

adam — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:26:08 +0000

Headbutts are sick.

Giraffe’s Fighting.

adam — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 04:40:34 +0000

Crazy shit, they fight by smashing their heads into each other.

Fleetwood Mac – Say That You Love Me.

adam — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 04:37:18 +0000

Mastroni got me into Fleetwood Mac and it’s all I’ve been listening to lately. This song is my shit.

Photo.

adam — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 04:36:03 +0000

Old school. Mass BMX crew used to come to NYC and ride with me before TCU made me famous in this BMX bullshit. Bill Politis, Rory Ellis, Chris Long, Matty Long and many more. Peep the XXL Diplomats shirt and cargo shorts.

PS: I just made a Tumblr but then decided that it isn’t really anything special compared to Wordpress so I’m just going to stick with this and post more shit.

Desiree Elyda Villalobos.

adam — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:32:26 +0000

Did she really invent an entire new last name because of her appearances on this site? She texted me a bunch of times while she was in NYC a few weeks ago, first asking for my roommates number (which she definitely already had) and then asking for a kid she knows I don’t like’s number (even though they are Facebook and Twitter friends). Attention whore much? I told her I was only interested in talking to her if she was trying to do a photo shoot for my Surfing Beans fans. She seemed down but was kind of bitchy about it, so it didn’t pan out.

Deer VS Cat VS Dog.

adam — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:12:49 +0000

Wow. So basically the cat is messing around with the baby deer, then the grown up deer gets involved and it looks like things are about to heat up between the cat and the deer but then the deer spots some poor fucking dog hanging out down the street, kicks the dog’s ass, then the cat smacks the deer in the face and is luckily able to get away with his cat-like (get it?) reflexes. Animals are awesome. And kind of scary.

Bob Sapp VS Kimo

adam — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:01:52 +0000

Lately I’ve been watching a shitload of MMA online (including old K1 fights, numerous seasons of The Ultimate Fighter, etc). I know how gay that sounds, a 26 year old dude finally figuring out the appeal of two men beating the fuck out of each other, but the above fight is something anyone can enjoy, I won’t even bother explaining why. And then once you’re done, watch Bob Sapp perform a rap song (if you feel comfortable calling it that):

Freeway – “When I Die”.

adam — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:53:06 +0000

Anyone who watches the videos I’ve edited in the past probably gets the idea that I really like Freeway (examples, examples, examples). I really liked his Month Of Madness series despite it’s obvious flaws, and this song, with a great James Blunt (whoever that is) sample was one of the better tracks.

Common – “My Way Home”

adam — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:41:58 +0000

I don’t even really fuck with Common that much but this song still gets heavy rotation due to the Gil Scott-Heron sample. It also originally appeared on a Kanye CD which explains why I was listening to a Common song in the first place.