About a year ago I happened to be at my friend Scott Marceau’s house with a couple friends and he suggested we all watch a porn he had on hand called Reverse Bukake 7. Many of you probably know what a bukake is. It’s where a woman lets dozens of men ejaculate on her face. A reverse bukake apparently consists of a man letting dozens of women ejaculate on his face. I didn’t know it, but Scott set up his camera to film the entire viewing and it recorded our discussion. At about the 5 minute mark I begin to realize that the women are not actually ejaculating, but urinating on the man. At 5:30 I state that no homo, but the guy is in really good shape.
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A Public Viewing Of “Reverse Bukaki 7″.
February 3rd, 2010The Time A Girl Accused Me Of Rape.
December 22nd, 2009
Listen, I may be many things… rude, mean, seriously lacking in compassion, overweight. But one thing I’m not is a rapist. Or so I thought. Walk with me. (more…)
San Diego Part 4: I Hung Out With A Girl Who Didn’t Even Exist.
December 22nd, 2009
On November 30th, 2009, I got played. Well, kinda. I had been posting on b9board.com a little, when I received a private message on the board that said simply “would”. The poster’s name was “I have a vagina” (really). I replied simply, “Facebook or GTFO”. She replied with her Facebook. Her pictures were sort of out of the ordinary because most of them didn’t show her face, or they were of a group of people taken from a distance. Regardless, the ones in which you could get a decent look at her, she looked hot. I added her and we started messaging me back and forth rapidly. Within an hour, I had given her my number and she was texting me more candid photos of her, as well as straight up telling me she wanted to bang me.
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San Diego Part 3: I Puked From Weed.
December 22nd, 2009
I’ve smoked weed occasionally ever since I was like 16 with a brief intermission from the age of 18 to 21. I’m honestly not that into it. A lot of people smoke weed and get chilled out and can go about their day. I usually get incredibly lazy and just find myself wanting to eat insane amounts of food. I’m definitely not the kind of person who can smoke, and then have a good day, the few times I’ve smoked in the AM hours, I’ve pretty much hated my life afterwards. I would say that at most, I smoke weed on average once a week, usually at night a few hours before I go to sleep, and I almost never buy it. (more…)
San Diego Part 2: We Beat Up Black People.
December 22nd, 2009
One day at around 2 PM we went to a spot by the water in downtown San Diego to ride. It was a chill manual pad type deal which you could session for hours. We all rode it for about 20 minutes, mostly doing manual lines. At some point though, Alex Platt got into a conversation with these 4 black dudes who were seated on the far side of the spot on a bench. I wouldn’t describe these guys as “homeless” but they were definitely “poor”. All wearing big Winter coats despite the sunny weather, all drinking in the middle of the day and most of them had bicycles (typically when a grown man is riding an old beat up Toys R Us bike, it means he’s got something wrong with him). (more…)
San Diego Part 1: We Hung Out With The Worst Girl Ever.
December 22nd, 2009
A few days prior to leaving for SD, I had started talking to a girl by chance, who lived 10 minutes away from Hoang. She looked pretty good on Facebook and while she seemed like a total bitch from the start, I figured it was worth investigating. She really wanted to hang out, so I told her to come pick us up the second night we were in town. She showed up with a friend in tow, which was good since I was joined by Kyle and Alex.
Allow me to explain these girls. (more…)
