About a year ago I happened to be at my friend Scott Marceau’s house with a couple friends and he suggested we all watch a porn he had on hand called Reverse Bukake 7. Many of you probably know what a bukake is. It’s where a woman lets dozens of men ejaculate on her face. A reverse bukake apparently consists of a man letting dozens of women ejaculate on his face. I didn’t know it, but Scott set up his camera to film the entire viewing and it recorded our discussion. At about the 5 minute mark I begin to realize that the women are not actually ejaculating, but urinating on the man. At 5:30 I state that no homo, but the guy is in really good shape.