(The above photo isn’t Frank, it’s just what came up when I Google image searched “lame dude”. He was a lot uglier than this guy too, maybe I should have searched for “ugly dude”. Next time)

I went to college. I mean I tried to go to college. I didn’t want to really, but when I graduated high school (which was no easy task for me) my Mom asked me what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. I don’t remember what I told her but my actual thoughts on the matter were “I want to ride my fucking bike and bang hot chicks, mom”.
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